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 Show 71:
Lord Of The Bling
 After watching the Oscars, we analyse the success of Lord of the Rings. Nerds might find the following offensive.
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Duration: 4:24
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 70:
The SH*T Awards 2004
 Like the Brit Awards, just Sh*t. Compiled from your votes, these are the losers and losers from the world of pop this year.
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Duration: 6:13
Style: Award show

 

  

 

 Show 69:
Jokes That Steve N Allen Wouldn't Do #17
 Our presenter Steve does have some standards, he won't do certain jokes because they're bad taste, but with technology we get round that.
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Duration: 0:28
Style: Sick Joke

 

  

 

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Sales
 It's that time of year again.
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Duration: 3:40
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 68:
Xmas Party
 It's our office Chritsmas party and you're all invited.
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Duration: 4:07
Style: Rant

 

 

 

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Mr Stick's Xmas
 Let's see what Mr Stick gets up to this time, with some Christmas time animated fun. (No soundcard required)
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Duration: 0:48
Style: Ani

 

 

 Show 67:
Piss Trains
 Latest travel news: Trains are sh*t.
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Duration: 2:59
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 66:
The Matrix
 Is it the most bestest ever film?
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Duration: 3:28
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 65:
A Word To Our Sponsors
 Charity begins at home, so sod off back there then.
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Duration: 3:32
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 64:
New Kids On The Drugs
 The little kiddies and the drugs. Tut.
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Duration: 3:13
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 63:
Arty CRAP V
 The arty world of a stand-up comedian.
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Duration: 1:39
Style: Art

 

  

 

 Show 62:
Old People Mafia
 Pensioners are taking the piss, which explains the smell.
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Duration: 3:29
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 61:
Kylie Minogue's Bum
 The most famous arse in the world, except for George W Bush.
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Duration: 3:28
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 60:
Attack of the Clones Part 2
 Now the scientists have cloned a horse. It's in a stable condition.
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Duration: 2:56
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 59:
Attack of the Clones
 Cloning humans? But copying someone else's DNA, that's just cheating.
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Duration: 3:36
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Promo 5:
Viki Neil
 Page 3 glamour model Viki Neil, a picture of beauty, and close friend of the show, drops in to say hello via video.
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Duration: 0:39
Style: Promo

 

 

 Show 58:
More Mr Stick
 Mr Stick is up to something again, it's more animation fun. (No soundcard required)
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Duration: 0:43
Style: Art

 

 

 Show 57:
Thai Food for Thought
 The Thai government launched a new scheme to help their women get bigger breasts.
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Duration: 4:04
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 56:
Puberty
 You're barely a teenager and you're turning of age, your hormones surge and things can get pretty hard.
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Duration: 2:29
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 55:
Conspiracy Theories
 The truth is out there, or at least somewhere, but not here. Big Brother is watching the X-Files.
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Duration: 2:26
Style: Odd Rant

 

  

 

 Show 54:
SARS
 The S.A.R.S. virus epidemic is deadly and spreading rapidly. Murder on the Orient Express.
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Duration: 3:12
Style: : Rant

 

 

 Show 53:
WAR REPORT
 We asked for your comments on the war with Iraq, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and the rest, and here's what you thought.
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Duration: 5:03
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 52:
Celebrity Underwear Is Pants
 From J-Lo to Kylie, they all produce pants, so why do we buy celebrity endorsed clothing ranges?
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Duration: 2:45
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 51:
Take 2 - Out-takes
 It doesn't always go to plan, and here are the funny things that have gone wrong. Like It'll Be Alright On The Night with no clipboard.
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Duration: 3:21
Style: Out-takes

 

  

 

 Show 50:
More Sex Vicar
 Should there be a link between religion and sex other than shouting 'Oh God' during both?
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Duration: 3:22
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 49:
Shoebomb Foot Notes
 Richard Reid, aka the Shoebomber, a cobbling terrorist, but it'll never stand up in court.
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Duration: 2:38
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 48:
How To Make A Hormone
 How HRT means you should watch what you eat.
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Duration: 2:43
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 47:
London's Bad Bits
 Our visitor's guide to UK tourism, well, some reasons Britain's capital is crap.
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Duration: 3:09
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 46:
Striking A Match
 The industrial action by the fire brigade and unions takes its toll.
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Duration: 3:35
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 45:
Fighting Fish
 Scientists have been working on how to make fish better fighters, useful.
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Duration: 3:08
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 44:
Sperm Crime
 Seamen's valuable but you've got to have spunk to be a robber.
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Duration: 3:04
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 43:
Mr Stick's Xmas
 Let's see what Mr Stick gets up to this time, with some Christmas time animated fun. (No soundcard required)
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Duration: 0:48
Style: Ani

 

 

 Show 42:
Arty CRAP IV
 Moody European directors strike again.
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Duration: 1:37
Style: Art

 

 

 Show 41:
Dying For The Pot
 Why do lobsters go pink when boiled? Are they that embarrassed? The perfect recipe.
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Duration: 2:41
Style: Rant

 

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