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 Show 40:
The Adventures of Mr Stick
 Let's see what Mr Stick gets up to today children.
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Duration: 0:48
Style: Ani

 

 

 Show 39:
John & Edwina
 Comment and analysis following the shock news that John Major and Edwina Currie had some sex.
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Duration: 3:37
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 38:
Anyone For Syphilis
 It's VD-day, and here's how it could catch on.
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Duration: 3:29
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 37:
Arse Power
 Get the most from your arse and everyone else's.
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Duration: 4:01
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 36:
Nude Food
 Find out the link between nakedness and food.
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Duration: 3:29
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 35:
Arty CRAP III
 Another weird one.
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Duration: 1:45
Style: Art

 

 

 Show 34:
Up Hers & Down Hers
 Sex is an anti-depressant for women, and that'll cheer the men up.
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Duration: 2:43
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 33:
Examination
 Some exams need examining.
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Duration: 3:20
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 32:
Holiday Snaps
 See the slide show from the Skegness holiday 2002.
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Duration: 3:48
Style: Slide-show

 

 

 Show 31:
Snoopers' Charter
 Big brother will be watching you, and probably finds you boring.
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Duration: 3:20
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 30:
The One With Jennifer Aniston's Breasts
 She was going to sue a magazine for showing her topless.
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Duration: 3:21
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 29:
Royal Wood
 Scandal in the British royal family. Hands up who cares.
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Duration: 3:14
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 28:
Singing Happy Hitler
 If only he was this happy he might not have been such a toss-pot.
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Duration: 1:55
Style: Song

 

 

 Show 27:
Light Relief
 Having a stroke on your own just got better.
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Duration: 3:11
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 26:
Erotic Garden
 The French put on a display of sexy garden things.
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Duration: 2:18
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 25:
Happy Hitler Dance
 If only the right-wing crackpot was this happy he might not have caused all that trouble.
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Duration: 0:38
Style: Dance

 

  

 

 Show 24:
Dirty Business
 People have sex at work, how come we ain't doing it with 'em?
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Duration: 3:48
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 23:
Sales
 The nightmare of shopping came to life  Arrgghh!
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Duration: 3:40
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 22:
Shot To Fame
 Should we arm the police?
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Duration: 2:24
Style: Rant

 

  

 

 Show 21:
Stanley Unwin Tribute
 The late great man who talked bollocks.
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Duration: 2:15
Style: Rant/Art

 

  

 

 Show 20:
Cruising Apart
 Tee hee. Tom & Nicole, had everything, now they've got to look for someone else.
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Duration: 3:49
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 19:
Spoon Bender
 Uri Geller, a bent spoon really is bloody useless, you fool.
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Duration: 2:43
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 18:
Man Eating Shark
 We've bitten off more than we can chew, a new study says sharks can be dangerous.
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Duration: 3:12
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 17:
A Good Streak
 Find out why Julia Robert's should strip naked.
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Duration: 2:28
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 16:
More Bush Please
 How did that man get a job running the US?
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Duration: 2:36
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 15:
Arty CRAP II
 I still don't know what it is, it's still just very b*r**ty weird.
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Duration: 2:09
Style: Art

 

 

 Show 14:
Getting Off Famously
 Why celebrities are a cause for concern.
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Duration: 2:39
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 13:
DNA
 They hold the key.  The lock couldn't give a sh*t.
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Duration: 3:00
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 12:
Kick The Habit
 How to not be a quitter, when quitting smoking.
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Duration: 2:52
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 11:
Smelly People
 The really get up your nose.
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Duration: 2:13
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 10:
Dummy Nips
 Ah, they are plastic, but still made to please.
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Duration:2:12
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 9:
Arty CRAP I
 I don't know what it is, it's just very weird.
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Duration: 2:18
Style: Art

 

 

 Show 8:
Emperor's Clothes
 Why do they dress like this?
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Duration: 2:16
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 7:
Cold Shower
 Man alive! Brass monkeys couldn't cope with this.
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Duration: 2:26
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 6:
The Large Issue
 Does size matter? It's on everybody's lips.
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Duration: 2:25
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 5:
Winter Olympic
 Weren't they crap?
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Duration: 3:25
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 4:
Nipple Hair
 Oooh, that's gotta hurt. Why were we made this way?
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Duration: 2:15
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 3:
Choking Bush
 One man vs snack food, and we all know who won.
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Duration: 2:54
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 2:
Trains
 I don't know why people moan about them, they're great entertainment.
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Duration: 3:32
Style: Rant

 

 

 Show 1:
The Eye Show
 Oooh, the fun you can have with a simple body part.
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Duration: 0:32
Style: Dance

 

 

 Show 0:
Testing-Testing...
All good things had to start, and here's how CRAP TV started.
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Duration: 0:16
Style: Test TX

 

 

 Promo 4:
Promo 4
 A promo before bed.
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Duration: 0:34
Style: Promo

 

 

 Promo 3:
Happy Hitler Promo
 A promo that hasn't actually hit the web yet, but it will.
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Duration: 0:40
Style: Promo

 

 

 Promo 2:
Promo 2
 Another naughty little ad for CRAP that was sent all over the web
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Duration: 0:31
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 Promo 1:
Promo 1
 The CRAP TV Promo that's been all over the web.
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Duration: 0:32
Style: Promo

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

   

 

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